pick up line. pick up the entire line.
who should i pick a fight with next
you’re cruising for a bruising, dude.
being friends with people on opposite sides of internet fights is so weird
lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america
confess your love for me via paypal
Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?
All of Stan Lee’s Marvel film cameos
I’m desperately waiting for someone to add the winter soldier one
So. Today while hubs’ coworker came over and was playing games, and while hubs was on the phone with Comcast, and while I was chilling in the computer room… I suddenly hear:
"ARREST WARRANT! *BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM*"
Doors were slammed on. I thought it was a movie or the game. Nope. Actual fucking SWAT team in tactical camo gear.
WE ONLY GOT THIS PLACE 5 DAYS AGO! ALREADY A WILD RIDE! :V
jesus christ are you okay?!!!!?!?
What level did ur dog learn flamethrower
swedish is a very beautiful and deep language